Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
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