I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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