Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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