Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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