he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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