If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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