Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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