We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Randomize
