it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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