He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
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