I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
I'm always down for nudity.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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