I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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