I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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