with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
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