...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Randomize
