I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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