but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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