I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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