I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
It's no shave November. This is our time.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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