He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Randomize
