is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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