The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I deserve to be covered in dicks
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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