Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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