maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
ttyl tear gas
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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