its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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