My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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