"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
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