ugly people sure do ruin things
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
