READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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