I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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