The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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