That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Do vagina's smell?
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Randomize
