Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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