i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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