help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
my sisters under your porch take her home
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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