Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
oh god the rape fog is back!
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
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