i jhust puked up my retainher.
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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