And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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