too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
