whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
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