my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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