it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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