check it out our google latitudes are spooning
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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