Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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