hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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