Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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