I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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