nutella sex= disaster
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
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