im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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