You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Drunk is a universal language darling
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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