Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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