You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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