So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
There's even glitter on my cock...
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