I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
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