Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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